It’s easy!
Stick this on the cover of your children’s magazine:
He thought it was an iPad – just for him! He was so excited.
When he saw it was made of plastic, hollow, & nothing happened when you pushed the buttons…
He cried.
We’re now going to have to buy him a LeapPad2 for his birthday in March. And another for Ellie, of course, in order to avoid World War 3. (It’s a twin thing)
Thanks a bunch CBeebies! Yes, Mr Tumble: I’m looking at you! Can I send you the bill?
He got over it.
And we would probably have bought them anyway.
So I’ll let you off, this time.
Just watch it, right? You & that spotty bag aren’t scaring anyone…
UPDATED: Ellie got hold of this after I’d left it out for this post. She seemed intent on expressing Righteous Wrath on behalf of her wronged brother. All she wanted to do with it was to rip out & rip up as much of the notepaper inside as she could! And she did.
