Dear Dear So & So
Everything’s pretty good at the moment: sorry.
I know the general idea is to have a moan about things that bug you, but I’m pretty happy with life in general at the moment. Sorry to disappoint, especially as this my first “Dear So & So”
Give it time, I’ll sure I’ll have more to moan about soon. See you around 🙂
‘Annoyingly content’ me
Although, now that I think of it:
When we put you down in a room could you please not immediately crawl towards anything that could cut / electrocute / bludgeon / choke / etc. which we thought we had carefully hidden away from you
And please stop kicking me in the bollocks. We’ve talked about this. It hurts. Quite a lot.
‘You’re so cute when you do it so I don’t mind really’ me
Dear neighbours’ contractors
You know that big ditch you illegally dug on my property about 3 months ago, without my permission or even knowledge? It would be nice if you would come over & fill it in.
‘A bit miffed’ me
Dear B&Q delivery people
You know that curtain rail you clattered? It fell off & I can’t figure out how to put it back up.
Thanks a bunch
‘Starting to get a little bit annoyed’ me
Dear Birmingham Council
It would be nice if you would collect our rubbish some time in the next decade. I currently have 9 bags out the front, many of them full of very dirty nappies, & there are 3 more on the way tomorrow.
‘Actually quite annoyed now’ me
You know that shoulder op I’ve been trying to get? For about 2 years now? That has been postponed at least 3 times? That MUST be done this month? That you told me before Christmas that I was on the shortlist for? A phone call would be nice.
‘Really quite cross now’ me
Dear people nearby who are letting off fireworks
Can’t you do some of those ones that go “whoosh” & make pretty patterns in the sky? Instead of one after another that goes “BANG BANG BANG feckin BANG”?
You woke up my baby. Who then kicked me in the bollocks
‘REALLY FECKIN ANGRY!’ me
Smeg! I was in a good mood before I wrote this…