Ellie had done a poo & was requesting my assistance.
They’re both toilet-trained but still haven’t yet fully mastered the art of cleaning themselves afterwards – but that’s another story, for another time. Or maybe not…
I came up to see her standing next to what looked like a full roll of toilet paper on the floor.
Unrolled. Very unrolled.
Not for the first time!
“It wasn’t me. Jake did it earlier.”
Jake was asleep & I had no proof either way so I left it.
When the Mummy saw this later she was a little cross & questioned Ellie again. Only this time Jake was around, & when he heard Ellie’s story he was irate & denied it.
“I didn’t do it: Jake did”
“Yes you did”
“No I didn’t!”
And so on…
Jake then came up with: “I saw you do it a long time ago!”
“I didn’t! I did it earlier!”
As they say: Oops…
Move over Colombo, Detective Jake is in town!
I don’t think it was intentional, but his interrogation technique definitely gets results!
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