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Perils of the Sporting Life

I wonder how many people have injured themselves playing Kinect Sports on the X-Box?

Whatever it is, that number just went up by 1.

Bare feet (slippy laminate floor) + lack of space + big kick + wire waste-paper basket = OOPS!

I nearly scored too; it was a tight match & 0-0!

The game wouldn’t stop when it was supposed too despite my frantic, & – I thought – correct hand gestures.

I looked around for the controller & couldn’t see it. And I missed a great scoring chance!

Noticing a fair few splotches of gooey red stuff on the floor, I thought I’d better call an injury time-out. I managed to find the controller, pressed a few buttons & 1 of them seemed to stop the game.

It may have to be abandoned due to lack of subs…

I’m having trouble putting a bandage on it: it’s only a small gash, but deep. There’s quite a lot of blood!

The worst thing is it may stop me from finishing this…..

*faints*

*head hits keyboard*

reqg 4hwieq hnv;lmcw x,C \A

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4 thoughts on “Perils of the Sporting Life

  1. hehehe! This made me chuckle! I’m sorry to laugh at your pain but I can sympathize….I have injured myself plenty of times playing on the Wii….Slippy laminated flooring is lethal! I hope you have the bleeding stopped now 😉 x

    • Well I’m glad my terrible, disfiguring injury has provided you with some amusement 😉
      (I’m fine now, thanks: although I realised later I’d also lost most of the nail!)

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